I live next door to Texas so I couldn't resist this Cowboy Joke!!

"Cowboy logic"

-  There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-  If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try  orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
-  If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
-  Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
-  It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
-  Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
-  Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
-  Always drink upstream from the herd.
-  When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be
suprised if they learn their lesson.
-  When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around
by somebody else.
-  Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
-  Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important
to know what it is, but it's critical to what it was.
-  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
in your pocket.
-  Never miss a good chance to shut up.

roadcat